Well I think the floodgates are pretty well open. Tell anyone, invite whoever, just leave the media out of this. Dig on these proposed events:
BEER RELAY
FIGURE EIGHT RACING (with blinkers)
CIRCLE OF DOOM
ALL IN DERBY
JOUST
NO HOLDS BARRED DERBY

Open like an oyster

Yay verily Rat Patrol Oz are threatening to descend on Adelaide from Canberra to find stinky old pizza crusts in our rubbish bins and joust us in the fuckin heads! Woohooo! Let them feel them feel the hot flickering yet strangely moist Tongue Of Welcome.

That's right it's crankin' on. It's expanding like the blob. Competitors from interstate, maybe worldwide. Read on as The Supreme Overlord Gravox hypes out of all proportion.
There will be JOUSTING
RACING

EXTREME TESTS OF SKILL
BEER
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SUNDAY 27th AUGUST 12 o'clock under the Bakewell Bridge.