Conventioneers get ready! August 27th. Ride with the Tongue of Fire from Bakewell Bridge (Henley Beach Rd ) 12 midday or meet us at the Arena of Scrapey (old netball courts at the south end of the West Tce Cemetary) after 12.30 .Want to ride a wacked out T.O.F. machine? you will need to email The Supreme Overlord Gravox at firstname.lastname@example.org. I can't guarantee a reply before the 24th cause I'm gone boosh, but you will get one. What to bring? Beer! (There will be cold beer available anyway. Yummy.) Elbow, knee and head protection. Spurned by many but can be useful. A keen sense of fun and competition sharpened to a knife edge. Want to compete as a team? Even better. Can I compete on my "normal"? Yes and no. Jousting is for tallbikes only. There will be an All In Disco Foot Down Derby and perhaps some other events where normals won't be totally shunned. Whilst we can't tell people what to do we do hope that everyone makes the effort to ride their bikes, not drive. See you there!
Rat Confirmation. The Rascally Rambunctious and Rythmically Ribald Rodents Respond Rampantly! Yes they will attend! Yes they will bring their magnificient machines and leave us all with Rat Rash. We will welcome them with a fiery HQ party Saturday night. Lock up your pet hamsters this rakishly rapacious ruck will be on the rampage.
The Secret Location is Edwards Park which is the disused netball courts south of the West Terrace Cemetary. Sunday 27th August 12.30pm. You can still choose to ride with the Tongue by meeting us under the Bakewell Bridge (Henley Beach Rd) at midday. There are a limited number of Tongue of Fire bikes for people to ride but you will need to enter into communication with Lord Gravox ...
Well I think the floodgates are pretty well open. Tell anyone, invite whoever, just leave the media out of this. Dig on these proposed events: BEER RELAY FIGURE EIGHT RACING (with blinkers) CIRCLE OF DOOM ALL IN DERBY JOUST NO HOLDS BARRED DERBY
Yay verily Rat Patrol Oz are threatening to descend on Adelaide from Canberra to find stinky old pizza crusts in our rubbish bins and joust us in the fuckin heads! Woohooo! Let them feel them feel the hot flickering yet strangely moist Tongue Of Welcome.